2nd Commandment...

Never, and we repeat never stay in love too long.

1st Commandment

Watch this. Read this. Try not to follow her example.

This.

List of the Missed

Becca

Edgar

The Nevers

Never run in the sprinklers at three in the morning with a guy you don't know.

Never say "I love you" first.

Never go to Los Amigos right before they close.

Never assume that just because you're not getting engaged, you won't get an engagement ring.

Never try to fit more than three people in the sod vehicle.

Never pay attention to any letters that you may receive from Student Financial Services.

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